In response to Life Line

‘You’re on a long flight, and a palm reader sitting next to you insists she reads your palm. You hesitate, but agree. What does she tell you?’

We were on a long flight in a very a small plane, it only held like 40 passengers. It was a very bumpy ride, thunder storms were all around us.The pilot announced he was trying to fly over them but I think he flew through most. The plane was going up and down like a wild carnival ride. The young lady sitting next to me asked, “If she could hold my hand please.” I said sure and we held hands, she seemed to settle down.

She said, “I do read palms you know.” I said no, “I didn’t know that I’ve never seen you before.” “She said I can read your palms if you would like.” I said, “That would be fine, get our minds off this weather.” She studied both of my palms for a few minutes then she says, “You’re going to take that paper bag that is on the back of the seat in front of you.” “Hold it open with both hands because I am getting air sick.” “Thank you, that was quite a reading, are you okay now?
She says, “Yeah I think I’ll be fine in a minute, sorry about your suit.” Your fortune is, “You will always be a gentleman after that.”